It’s been a rough week for Kim Kardashian. Only a few hours after announcing her pregnancy (news that would definitely be buzzed about for weeks to come), she got upstaged by the world’s new favorite woman, who also happens to be her step father. Kim could’ve announced she was planning on giving birth through her ass and no one would have remembered once Caitlyn made her debut. Kim was probably banking on the fact that she was the most supportive of the Kardashian Klan to help keep her above water in the publicity realm while all eyes were on Caitlyn. However, the internet lost its shit when they saw the flawless pics of the former Bruce, leaving Kim as a distant memory.
So, what’s a girl to do? Make questionable wardrobe choices and flaunt them in front of the paparazzi, of course! Kim did just that yesterday when she stepped out in a latex dress. Yes, fucking latex. Was she attempting irony by dressing like a giant condom just days after her pregnancy announcement? Who knows. Strangely enough, it is almost identical to similar latex dresses she has worn before. She probably got a lot of attention the last time she wore it, so in her attempt to resurface in the midst of the Caitlyn hubbub, she thought it was a fool proof way to make it to the top of the tabloids yet again. Well, Kim, sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but it’s going to be a long nine months… you’re only going to get bigger and Caitlyn is only going to get hotter.