Apparently North West posted a bikini pic of Kim Kardashian “accidentally” to Instagram, which is the biggest bullshit since Twitter got rid of Favorites.
The photo is from 2005, a time when she and Paris Hilton were still besties, Khloe was the fat sister, and the world did not know the brilliance of Todd Kraines. It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. Props to North for already knowing how to Instagram – fuck pre-K, Kim’s teaching her the important lessons.
Kim says that North posted the photo, but that’s like when I ditched my shitty Tinder date by saying “I have to go home right now because I left my straightener on” – not a lie but definitely not legit. We get it Kim, you’re 5 years pregnant right now and you need a self esteem boost, but this is a little unnecessary. Next time, just caption it “tell me I’m pretty.”