Besides her sex tape, Kim Kardashian’s pretty much only famous for one thing: her ginormous ass. Since the beginning of time (or 2007), everyone has wondered whether Kim’s famous derrière is real or if she had implants. If you ask me, which you didn’t but I’ll tell you anyway, every member of Kim’s family has gone under the knife for something and I think this all started with ass enhancements. If you look at pictures from 10 years ago, her entire body composition has changed completely and not just in the way it does from having children. Anyway, Kim came forward during a livestream last week to admit that she has in fact had butt injections, but of course, “it wasn’t for what we think.”
According to Us Weekly, Kim had injections of cortisone put into her ass because of her psoriasis. She said, “I went to go get a cortisone shot in my butt…One of my neighbors was a dermatologist at Cedars [-Sinai Hospital]. I go in there and he’s like, ‘There’s a one in a billion chance that you will get a huge indent in your butt.’ Of course I get a huge indent on my butt.”
Basically Kim’s saying everyone thinks she had butt implants because of this dent in her ass that’s visible in photos. No sweetie, we think you had implants because every year your butt looks different and in certain photos resembles what a small child’s diaper looks like when it needs changing.
Whatever her reasoning we’ll probably never get the truth because that’s the Kardashian M.O: lie to everyone about whatever plastic surgery you’ve had, because people will probably stop caring next week anyway. Just a tip from one big bottomed girl to another: When your ass is huge, your thighs are huge, so maybe invest in some thigh implants next time and you won’t end up looking so disproportionate.