Kim Kardashian thought Kris looked fugly at some event this morning and sent her this email – that's what a healthy mother daughter relationship looks like. Kanye should buy Kris a new wardrobe, and then Kim can organize it like she did for Paris Hilton – what a power couple.
The “pilgrim Adams family” reference is Fashion Police level good, and the bluntness is perfectly aggressively betchy – well done Kim. However, Kim spelled “Amish” as “omish,” didn't spell out “you”, and used the incorrectly pluralized “tights” – autocorrect can't be blamed for that shit. I give her an A for effort and a B- for execution.