Yesterday, our Betch of the Week North West spent her four waking hours partying like a skinny white girl from the Valley. Kidchella, the Coachella inspired first birthday, was a Kardashian/Kanye dream: a celebration of biracial children, a stage for Kanye to perform for as long as he wanted, and an opportunity to make all their frenemies jealous (looking at you, Blue). It's a day North will definitely never remember as she hazily went through the day without the ability to see shapes, colors, and really just wanted to go down for a nap–not unlike most people at Coachella.
This outfit didn't take into account North's obsession with EDM music and all things neon. All she really wanted was her pacifier.
North looks like she's thinking really hard about what her wish is going to be when she blows out her candles: world peace, ending hunger, bringing clean water to Africa, oh, wait… nope she just crapped herself.
You know Rob wasn't in attendance because he is easily visible up to 10,000 feet. Oh, just kidding, there's Rob wearing brown and a black hat… oh, no, that's the garage.
Kendall found the highest point to talk loudly about her new Givenchy campaign I just told Riccardo my name was Kendall, like, he didn't even know who I was, just a close friend of Kanye's.
Khloe Chief RunsWithWeirdBlackGuys
Look at the face Khloe automatically goes to with this headdress on – Lamar really was into some freaky shit.
Khloe is torn between her burning desire to snatch this child and to pose seductively for every picture.
Kanye was quoted saying I AM ALWAYS AHEAD OF THE TREND. NEXT FETUSES WILL BE ROCKING MY SHIT!!! VISIONARY! I AM A GOD!
Scott asked to keep this afterwards so he could turn it into his new home office.
Someone tell Kendall this party isn't for her.