Khloé Kardashian has always had a thing for NBA players. We all know about her marriage, then divorce, then undivorce, then redivorce with Lamar Odom. Well, that’s over for good now, and Lamar basically sucks at basketball now. Which means Khloé is more than overdue for a new hoops hookup, and she’s done pretty well for herself.
Khloé’s new man is Cleveland Cavaliers player Tristan Thompson, who happened to be on this year’s championship winning team. If that’s not an upgrade, we don’t know what is. Here’s what we know so far:
- Tristan is 25, making him seven years younger than Khloé. YAAAAS COUGAR QUEEN. Khloé is finally using some advice from her mom instead of just acting like her family doesn’t get her.
- He’s also Canadian, which automatically adds like 5% of attractiveness. This isn’t scientific or anything, but there are definitely more hot Canadians than Americans. Like, have you seen their Prime Minister?
- Tristan and Khloé spent Labor Day weekend in Cabo. Because when you have a three-day weekend, why wouldn’t you do an all-inclusive?! Tbh the Kardashians should really find a better vacay spot than Mexico, because that shit is tired AF.
The always mysterious “sources” say it’s not too serious yet, but judging from Khloé’s history that probably means there’ll be an engagement ring by Thanksgiving. In the meantime, buckle your seatbelt for Khloé Takes Kleveland, probably coming to E! next year.