Kendrick Lamar Is Partnering With Sweetgreen

Kendrick Lamar has gotten pretty desperate for any sort of media attention, so he decided to partner with a salad restaurant chain called Sweetgreen. Apparently Snoop Dogg had the monopoly on weed and P Diddy owns the celebrity alcohol industry, so trendy salads were all Kendrick had left. How betchy.

 

 

His “custom” salad is called “beets don't kale my vibe,” which is a nice subtle reference to “bitch don't kill my vibe.” K. It's a kale salad with beets, goat cheese, and croutons aka too many calories. But wait there's more: you can buy a t-shirt with “beets don't kale my vibe” printed on it. I can't wait for the Instagrams of girls wearing that shirt and drinking kombucha. Read: I can wait a long fucking time for it.

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