Kendall Jenner is continuing in all her other sisters’ footsteps and is dating a rapper. Kendall is reportedly dating A$AP Rocky, fashion icon and self-proclaimed pretty mothafucka. Watch the fuck out, Gigi and Zayn. There’s another insanely attractive couple on the horizon. Rockdall. Kencky? A$AP Kendall? Fuck, I don’t know.
Honestly, I would take this time to rip on this couple in one way or another, but I just can’t. Kendall is the only member of the Jenner/Kardashian klan who seems to just do her own thing and not calculate her every move based on how much media attention it will give her. I mean, she’s a Jenner so I’m sure she does calculate her every move based on how much media attention it will get her, but like, it doesn’t seem like it. She has clearly mastered the art of seeming down-to-earth, so 4 for you, Kendall. You go, Kendall.
As for A$AP Rocky, I have no qualms about him. He’s actually a good rapper unlike Tyga, and he’s not a total piece of shit that I’m aware of (also unlike Tyga). So like… all right, you crazy kids. Go right ahead. Sure, I’m salty af that I’m not with A$AP Rocky, because have you seen him? But I’m not a supermodel so that was never happening anyway. A$AP Ferg is like, probs more my level.
Okay, you right, who am I kidding? Maybe Nast?
Yeah, that’s about right.
Anywho, as long as no Kendall Jenner-inspired love raps come out of this, I’m ready to give this relationship my stamp of approval. Hear that, Kris? This is one matchup that I’m actually not going to criticize. Now kindly adopt me. I have an ever-growing list of rappers I would like to date.
Please and thank you.