Last week, while perusing the internet to see if Rob Kardashian’s sock line was still available for purchase (don’t ask, don’t tell), I stumbled upon a gift guide. OK, three gift guides. OK, didn’t stumble, found on purpose. 3 out of the 4 original Kardashian family members — Kim, Kourtney, and Khloe (yes, sadly, Rob wasn’t a part of this) — have each put together a definitive list of things they think you should buy for your loved ones this holiday season. After being shocked/amazed that Kim can both read and write (!!!), I quickly found myself not throwing up or going on a drug bender after reading everyone’s suggestions (quick shout out to Goop’s gift guide for making me lose my lunch and job a few weeks ago).
Here’s What Kim Thinks You Should Buy For Xmas:
Hatch to Home Bag, $188 (If you’re a mom, I guess. Sorry.)
Here’s What Kourtney Thinks You Should Buy For Xmas:
Khloe’s Erotic Fiction Book, $17.28
Kim’s Picture Book, $19.95
Kim’s Soul, $0
Here’s What Khloe Thinks You Should Buy For Xmas:
VS Silk Pajamas, $70
A Random Slab of Marble, $89.99
MERRY KRISTMAS, everyone!