Apparently being a God doesn’t stop people from stealing your shit.
Last week, over $20,000 worth of equipment was reported missing from Kanye West’s Los Angeles studio. The stolen goods included “several laptops and desktop computers,” which is weird because like who uses a desktop computer anymore?
There aren’t any suspects in the robbery yet (looking at you Amber Rose/Blac Chyna crime duo), but all the computers have heavy security on them so important info like social security numbers and unreleased lyrics about Kim Kardashian’s vagina should be safe. What really sucks for Kanye is that he’ll probably have to spend like two hours in the Apple Store buying a stack of new MacBooks. Make an appointment, because even Yeezus has to wait in line at the Genius Bar.