This weekend, Justin was performing in New Jersey and took a break from performing to speak to his fans. And like everybody over the age of 16 in that audience, some rando was like “we’re not here for life advice from a man that abused a monkey, just sing your damn songs.” That person then threw a hat on the stage as a gentle reminder that Justin should probably sing “Love Yourself” again.
Because Justin has the impulse control of a 3-year-old in a candy store, his response was par for the course. But also because Justin is every 20-something-year-old having a quarter-life crisis, it was oddly relatable.
“Take this moment to listen and try not to give me a hat because I probably don’t want that shit. Sorry that was mean.” The opposite of me opening a shitty birthday present and pretending it’s not the worst thing I’ve ever seen. Instead of looking for a gift receipt, Justin just refused to accept it.
“I was deep into a mode and a zone. Now I’m out of it. I’ll get it back. Just give me a second.” Basically, every frat boy who is wayyyyyyy too wasted to hook up and wants to pretend “this never happens.”
Basically, unless it’s your panties (ew, panties), Justin probably doesn’t want it thrown at him onstage. Better yet, just don’t go to a Justin Bieber concert at all. What are you, twelve?