Justin Bieber Did Not Post an Insta with Kourtney Kardashian, Take a Zoloft

If you haven’t been on Instagram for a couple of days because you’re busying watching DJ Khaled’s Snap Story, Justin Bieber posted an Insta with a mystery woman captioned “Lord knows.” Naturally, the Internet wanted to burn some calories by jumping to conclusions that it was Kourtney Kardashian and J Biebs was throwing major shade at Lord Scott Disick.


Lord knows

A photo posted by Justin Bieber (@justinbieber) on

In the pic, Justin is standing in front of his matte black Audi, blocking a woman with pilates-perfect legs. Since there are major rumors flying around that Justin and Kourtney are hooking up – because what 21 year old fuck boi isn’t in love with a 36 year old woman who has three kids and an alcoholic ex-not-husband – everyone assumed it was Jourt (jean skourt or Justin and Kourtney’s celeb nickname?).

Well turns out everyone needs to take a Xanax, because it was a rando model named Jasmine Villaneuva. Ah the things Justin will do to annoy Selena Gomez. 



A photo posted by Jasmine Villanueva (@jasminevilll) on


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