Justin Bieber is ruining everything. Biebs took to Instagram last night to cancel all of the scheduled meet-and-greets for his Purpose tour.
Let’s dissect. Note: Beliebers need not read on.
“Love u guys.. I’m going to be canceling my meet and greets.”
Justin explains: “I enjoy meeting such incredible people but I end up feeling so drained and filled with so much of other people’s spiritual energy that I end up so drained and unhappy..”
Translation: Y’all mothafuckas are bringing me down.
People literally weep when they get glimpses of you, Justin. I cannot imagine how many tweens are ripping your face off of their bedroom walls right now, nor how many parents/adult Bieber fans are livid at this news.
He goes on…“Want to make people smile and happy but not at my expense and I always leave feeling mentally and emotionally exhausted to the point of depression..”
Says the kid who can afford the finest anti-depression meds, psychologists IN THE WORLD.
And on…“The pressure of meeting people’s expectations of what I’m supposed to be is so much for me to handle and a lot on my shoulders.”
Welcome to the world of entertainment, kid.
And ON…“Never want to disappoint but I feel I would rather give you guys the show and my albums as promised. Can’t tell you how sorry I am, and wish it wasn’t so hard on me.. And I want to stay in the healthy mindset I’m in to give you the best show you have ever seen ;)”
Don’t winky face us.
People paid upwards of 2 grand for these meet-and-greet/concert ticket combos. According to the refund policy, you can’t get a full refund for the package deal without also returning your admission to the concert. But good luck buying your regular admission tickets back, because the tour is predictably sold out like, everywhere. What a fucking Catch-22. So not only have you been denied your meet-and-greet—if you want all of your money back, you don’t get your concert, either.
If the whole point of cancelling the meet-and-greet was so that you could see an awesome concert and drink awesome shooters, isn’t it only fair that you get some of your money back? You’re not getting everything that you paid for, and this is America, damnit.
Justin, we just want you to know that you’ve ruined the lives of millions.
And now we wait for Justin’s “real fans,” who will claim he deserves this, he needs this, etc., to come out of the woodwork and battle those who are truly discouraged/pissed off/depressed at this turn of events.