So Donald “I’d date my daughter” Trump is kicking some major ass in the 2016 Presidential campaign, but he made a rookie mistake this week: got caughting lying a Twitter. Apparently Donald is still living in 9th grade.
So John Oliver – the British version of Jon Stewart on HBO – was asked if he would invite Donald Trump to be on his show. And he was like “Nah fam.”
Then Donald tweeted
@realDonaldTrump 9.2/10 on imdb and 97 % on rotten tomatoes idiot
— Colin (@MUFColin) October 31, 2015
Translation: Ashley invited me to her birthday party, but I said no because I didn’t want to miss the new episode of The Originals.
John Oliver’s show “Last Week Tonight” – aka probably an intern tweeted
A couple of points… 1. Yes, we have a boring show. 2. At no point did we invite Donald Trump to appear on it. https://t.co/qjpg9FLb0V
— Last Week Tonight (@LastWeekTonight) November 1, 2015
Translation: Fuck off and check our ratings
I guess this is the new 3-way calling attack.