Jennifer Lopez and Iggy Azalea released the video for “Booty” on Friday and Nicki Minaj hasn't stopped laughing. If you haven't watched it yet, it's basically just the two of them slow motion air grinding. They both look really good in the video so naturally every bro in the universe has watched the video approximately 13 times. There is not a single second of the video where you can't see an ass. Speaking of which, JLo's pilates instructor and plastic surgeon should each get 10%.
Naturally, it's a little awkward since Nicki just released Anaconda. The whole situation is very reminiscent of the “Friends with Benefits” and “No Strings Attached” incident. You can't release the same fucking thing a week later and expect people to not talk shit. I'm impressed that JLo is ancient and can still hip thrust like a 90's boy band, but Anaconda is just better. Anaconda is more subtle and there's actual dancing instead of just doing really slow bend-and-snaps.
The only thing I could think of during the music video was where is Kim Kardashian?? She's fallen off the booty bandwagon since marrying Kanye. Imagine a collaboration between Nicki and Kim K. Let's make that happen.