Like any betch who pregamed too hard, Jennifer Lawrence couldn’t make it through an Adele concert before she started puking. Celebrities, they’re just like…well, you get it. Unlike your friends, who gave you a hair band and a bottle of war and continued belting out “Someone Like You” while texting her, Jenn’s friends are way nicer. Emma Stone rubbed her back and stayed while JLaw vommed. I bet she didn’t even take any Snapchats. That’s a true friend.
Apparently Jenn has a puking habit because she is a massive lightweight. She told Harper’s Bazaar that she can’t go to a party and drink without throwing up, like she’s a high school sophomore at her first lacrosse party. Fucking amateur. If she were in a sorority, there would’ve been an intervention years ago. When Miley Cyrus tells you to pull it together at a party, that’s when you know it’s time to reevaluate your life.