Dear Betch, How Do I Stop Feeling Jealous?

Dear Betch,

Okay. So here’s the deal. I’ve been with my boyfriend for like 9 months now which I can’t even believe but whatever.  He’s really hot too.  Think: Mr. Big mixed with Elvis hot.  Like not necessarily hotter than me, but for a guy he is hot and I love it.  Anyhow, I want to know how to be un-jealous, you know?  Like for instance, he has a Facebook (which I hate) but there is this one girl who is a straight stalker on his page.  Given, she lives back in his hometown and nowhere near him (or me) so I am not too worried BUT she likes all of his pictures, comments, pokes, flirts, and even has sent a message or two.  Also, she’s like 5’3, unmarried and w/ a kid, fake boobs and too tan….need I say more? Everyday, it’s something new on his Facebook.  Really?  She clearly has not read THE RULES. Whatever.  I’m running off to Sephora for more dry shampoo so I made this quickish.  I know, spellcheck says that’s not a word, but neither is Betch.



Dear Crazytown,

I mean, I don’t really know how to tell you to stop feeling jealous, other than to say take a xan and like, stop caring so much about petty stuff. Like…I definitely get why this would be annoying but as long as your bf isn’t encouraging her behavior by responding to it this isn’t something that should get you so nuts. At the end of the day you can’t control other girls’ thirst, you can only change how you respond to it. So first, you might want to take a social media hiatus. At the very least, you need to stop stalking this girl because at this point it sounds like you’re just looking for reasons to get upset, and that’s not productive or sane.

I’m no psychologist, but you sound pretty insecure. Like, if you were really secure with yourself and your relationship, you wouldn’t feel so threatened that some trashy girl is obsessed with your boyfriend, cause he’s with you, duh.  Also, it’s almost 2016, you having a problem with your bf simply having a Facebook is pretty fucking nuts. Everyone has Facebook. My dad just got a Facebook. Expecting your SO to not have social media is pretty unrealistic. But anyway, back to the issue at hand. Basically, if your bf is egging random bitches on, you need to tell him to cut that shit out. But if he’s not (and judging by your email, there’s no indication that he is encouraging it), you need to get off your bf’s social media and work on yourself, boo.

Betch is totally a word,

The Betches


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