Throwback to Honey Boo Boo, the real life version of Little Miss Sunshine. She was an obese contestant on TLC’s Toddler’s and Tiaras before she got her own reality show – that’s basically the new American dream. Plus, she’s definitely been featured your sorority’s Facebook page.
So Here Comes Honey Boo Boo was cancelled because her mom was dating a shittier version of Jared from Subway, and TLC is pretty sensitive about weird sex stuff now (thx Duggars). Somebody decided that the only thing this family was missing – besides a chromosome – was a music video.
It features Honey Boo Boo, her mom, her mom’s bf Sugar Bear, and Pumpkin -the sister that didn’t get pregnant in high school. That’s the dream cast for any music video filmed on an iPhone. I’m really not sure what’s happening in the music video, what the fuck the lyrics are, or why this was made, but I do know that it’s making me feel a whole lot better about rolling into work with a debilitating hangover this morning.
So if you’re ever feeling bad about your life and your choices, at least you didn’t post this video to the Internet.