Here’s a fun/controversial idea. Maybe this year for Christmas, you can buy some of your own gifts? (Yes, I said it! Sue me!) Lord Jesus knows that your shitty parents aren’t going to buy you all 337 of the things you asked for (they are still confused about what an “iApple” is. Bless those idiots.)
If you’re on board with this radical option, consider purchasing any (all) of the following holiday/special edition palettes. That way, everyone can passive aggressively compliment you on how “pretty your makeup is” — instead of just admitting how jealous they are of your bone structure. In honor of that, may your heart be filled with hatred this holiday season, and your bank account depleted of funds. Merry fucking Christmas!
The quintessential holiday palette, mostly because it has the word “holiday” in it, duhhhhh. You need it. I need it. We need it as a society.
2. By Terry Jewel Lip Kiss Palette, $118
FUCK YOU TERRY. This is beautiful.
3. Hourglass Ambient Lighting Edit, $80
This is so pretty it feels like a cruel joke. (Is it?)
I’m having a moment with this one. Let me be.
Current mood: trying not to have a Laura Mercier induced panic attack.