Kylie Jenner's hair over the past 7 years has changed almost as much as her family's ability to be taken seriously. It's truly aspirational. In fact, the amount of hair colorists/hair stylists/hair feng shui experts Kylie employs has been really good for the economy. For real though, she has single handedly given at least 20 immigrants from Northern Europe jobs. God fucking bless America. So as an ode to Kylie's helpful steps in making our nation stronger, let's take a look at some of her many, many hair transformations.
Kylie went from one rando blonde streak to some pretty adventurous bangs all in the matter of a year. Also, special shout out to Kim’s electric guitar (WTF?).
Even though it was 2010, Kylie was down to wear the same hairstyle I sported back in ’99. Then she went super Kardash basic and rocked long, dark layers.
Highlights and then ombre. Boring, but whatever.
This was when shit really started to hit the fan/puberty kicked in. Tbh I think the beginning of 2014 was Kylie’s finest moment (see left hand side).
The black short hair isn’t so bad. The black long hair looks a bit like Cher though, and that’s never really OK.
The dip dye and pastel era was annoying/negligent because everyone, including your 40 year old neighbor Lisa, was trying to pull off similar styles.
Wonder if she regrets those cornrows now? Probably not. Also, THIS IS FUCKING EXHAUSTING. How does she change her hair that much? I don’t change my clothes this much and I require at least 3 outfit swaps/day.
Kylie was blonde for a hot minute, but as of 24 hours ago she has short, dark hair again. Who knows where her hair journey will take us next, but I have to say, I don’t really give a fuck and am also super eager to watch.