Any city betch knows the power of a membership to an exclusive social club in a place like NYC. Ever since Samantha Jones got kicked out of Soho House in season six, betches have been begging to get in on these expensive, members-only social scenes.
But now that some of the hottest celebs have traded in dresses and heels for leggings and sneakers, fitness is trendier than ever, and the movement is carrying over to the city social scene. Think Blair Waldorf in cycling shoes and a Nike sports bra. Boutique workouts and designer athleisure are bigger than ever, and everyone wants in.
That’s where Wellvyl comes in. This super waspy wellness club prides itself on being a community for “fitness and wellness-minded people.” Yes, such a thing actually exists. Basically, picture a room of chiseled socialites wearing Tory Sport, comparing abs, and drinking spiked Kombucha.
Not only is membership like 200 dollars a month so you don’t have to share your equipment with povos, but you actually have to apply to get in. Looks like I’ll be forwarding this straight to my dad.
Once you become a member, you’ll get to attend Wellvyl’s exclusive social events, shop at the Wellvyl Boutique, and fake a smile while bonding with wellness bloggers over Soul Cycle playlists.
But Wellvyl isn’t the only health social club on the city scene. These exclusive clubs are popping up all over NYC, LA, and London, and their pop-up events resemble a Gwyneth Paltrow housewarming brunch. Like, who doesn’t want an organic green juice as a party favor?
So consider cancelling your Equinox membership and getting in on the health club scene. If you can actually get in, that is.