In case you haven’t noticed, it’s frigid AF outside. Which means that besides you being just like, generally pissed about transforming into a human popsicle on the reg, your hair is probably super pissed too. Cold weather literally robs your strands of any moisture, so here are some above decent hair masks you should use to counteract that bullshit.
1. Briogeo Don’t Despair, Repair!, $26
“Don’t Despair, Repair!” sounds a little fucking desperate tbh. (Like, me thinks the lady doth protest too much lol). Besides the aggressive name though, this stuff’s the shit. It’s also 95% natural, which is more than you can say about yourself, so.
Named after one of my favorite beverages that isn’t a low calorie green juice, this one’s perfect if you have naturally oily hair because it’s super lightweight.
If you have curly hair (sucks), use this. Then stop complaining how much of a bummer it is that you have to deal with curly hair.
If your hair is tooo fucking dry — just like your sense of humor — try this mask from Phytojoba. It’s just as intense/French as it sounds.
This Balmain hair mask is fucking ridiculous, but I know you know you want it.
Praying that you and your strands don’t freeze to death this winter.