Betches aren’t usually into branching out, but when you’re a JAB, you never really have to. Being a Jewish American Betch allows you to meet someone new and realize within about ten seconds that the person is not actually new at all. “Like OMG you totally went on Birthright with my roommate’s camp friend.”
If you’re part of the tribe, you know exactly what I’m referring to: Jewish geography. We’ve all grown up hearing the phrase “it’s a small world,” but for the basic Jewish girls of the world, it’s so much smaller. Let’s go over the main talking points of Jewish geography.