Someone Stole $173K Worth Of Gwyneth Paltrow’s Shit

Goop, Gwyneth Paltrow’s clothing line and worst-named thing ever, was robbed of more than $173k worth of stuff at it’s pop up shop in New York City. According to a spokesperson for the brand said that the MRKT store in Columbus Circle was robbed of “a very limited number of items” which apparently still comes out to an insane amount of money because Goop is as expensive as it is stupidly named.

The store, which is open and has a stupid name (have I mentioned this before? “Goop” is a stupid name for a thing) is open until December 24th and features a Valentino Collection and accessories by Stella Mccartney I guess didn’t think that this warrented paying someone to keep an eye on all their shit. Luckily none of this matters because Gwyneth Paltrow is rich AF and pooped 173k this morning after her first cup of coffee.

Did I mention Goop is a really stupid fucking name for a thing?


More amazing sh*t

Best from Shop Betches