Alright. This is getting fucking old. Whatever. I guess when one goes they all go, right? Time to be a hoe for the summer and all that jazz. Wilmer Valderrama of That ‘70s Show and dating-an-18-year-old-as-an-old-dude-before-Tyga-and-Kylie-Jenner-made-it-popular-fame and Demi Lovato, the girl who screams in every song and gets in feuds with celebrities who don’t care about her, have broken up after 6 years together.
According to TODAY, Valderrama and Lovato posted a joint statement to Wilmer’s Facebook last Friday: “After almost 6 loving and wonderful years together, we have decided to end our relationship. This was an incredibly difficult decision for both of us, but we have realized more than anything that we are better as best friends. We will always be supportive of one another. Thank you to everyone who has offered us kindness and support over the years. With only love, Wilmer & Demi”.
For some reason famous people find it necessary to speak to the public through their various social media handles like we are their children and they are about to get divorced. “It’s about Daddy and Mommy, sweetheart. This has nothing to do with you and we love you just the same.”
I have a feeling Demi will be just fine. Girl lost a ton of weight and is one of the only people I’ve seen besides Halle Berry who can pull off short hair the way she does so I won’t worry too much about her. Not that I really was. She has millions of dollars whereas I’m still battling my freshman 15 (despite graduating 3 weeks ago) and have $5 in my bank account, so she really should be worried about me.