Eva Mendes named her child Esmeralda Amada. I'm completely blaming Eva because Ryan “Hey Girl” Gosling would never do something quite that stupid. Esmerelda is a name for gypsies and fortune tellers aka the help. In my mind the child's name is Elphaba. Good job Eva, you got knocked up and gave your daughter a name that is impossible to say without injecting sarcasm, you're 0 for 2 here.