During a performance in New Orleans, Drake proudly showed off a new camouflage shark tattoo. The same one that coincidentally (not at all) Rihanna got on her ankle last Wednesday. Reports allege that the ink is a reference to a plush toy shark Drake bought RiRi during a lame date to the aquarium. (Sidebar: why do these two date like they are 15 years old?)
I’m unclear on whether this is “cute” or just another desperate attempt for Drake to get RiRi’s love and affection. At this point, Drake just keeps looking more and more sad. Get a grip, Jimmy!!!
P.S. That’s the ugliest effing tattoo I’ve ever seen.