Dirty Shirley: Learn Your Cocktail

Remember back in the day when you were just a baby betch, with demands and needs like all things Limited Too, Bath & Body Works lotions, and, of course, a Shirley Temple with a bendy straw every time your parents took you out.

We've grown up (kinda) and have obv more pronounced tastes. Enter the Dirty Shirley: the perfect mixture of adulthood and blissful days of youth when we didn't have jobs or worries.

Is there really a story? Nah. But it's surprisingly simple and also like, your sugar intake for the whole day.


  • 1 oz vodka
  • 5 oz Sprite or lemon lime soda
  • 1 dash grenadine syrup

Literally, mix ingredients. It's ironic that a child can make this alcoholic deliciousness. Pour the vodka over ice cubes in a glass, then full the rest of the way with Sprite … or… I mean… you could do half vodka and half Sprite? Just saying. Add the grenadine and serve.


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