Sorry Betches, this one’s a little sad. Over the weekend, Demi Moore’s assistant threw a party at her house while she was out of town. This basically tells us that Demi and her assistant have the same relationship as a mom and her 16-year-old child. Anyway, the party went awry and a guy who didn’t know how to swim ended up drowning in her swimming pool. The death has been ruled an accident so no one will go to jail or anything, but Demi could get sued because it happened on her property. Good luck Demi, and maybe get a new assistant.