Cristiano Ronaldo is the richest, one of the most attractive, and arguably the best soccer player in the world. A perfect combination to make him this week's betchy athlete.
Ronaldo just celebrated his 30th birthday in a way that every betch finds acceptable: by putting on a sequin top hat and drunkenly singing sensual Spanish karaoke. Apparently most of his Real Madrid team was pissed because they had just lost lost a match a few hours before the party, but please. When has a soccer game ever stopped celebrities from partying?
Ronaldo's got moves on and off the field. He's recently single, because not even models can live up to the human perfection that is Cristiano Ronaldo. He had been dating model Irina Shayk for five years. Icing on the cake: Ronaldo broke up with the model in January because she wouldn't attend his mother's birthday party. Tabloids are reporting that the soccer star is playing the field, for now. Time to swoop.
He also has an adorable mini-me son, also named Cristiano Ronaldo. No reason to mess with perfection, right? Chances are this kid is gonna be a major heartbreaker.
And most importantly, Ronaldo has more money than God. Interested in buying out his current contract with Real Madrid? That will cost you $1.5 billion. He actually gets paid billions of dollars to kick around a ball.
And the abs. Need I say more?