It’s the most wonderful time of the year, when college football fans relentlessly berate neighbors and friends over the success of their teams in the College Football Playoffs. Relationships are ruined. Football becomes more important than sex to your boyfriend. And the trolls take to Twitter and say stupid and practically unreadable shit like this:
Like, it’s just football. But whatever. For those of you betches who give negative fucks about football, we’ll break down the four teams in this year’s College Football Playoff. Even though these games are all on New Years Eve and you’ll probably be too blacked to watch anyway.