Idiots Baffled Over Size of Chrissy Teigen’s Baby Bump

Obviously, anybody who knows anything is thrilled that Chrissy Teigen and John Legend are having a baby. Like fucking ecstatic. Almost as excited as we are for Chrissy’s cookbook (coming out in February, FYI).

But of course, the Instagram trolls have to come out to rain on the pregnancy parade.

Chrissy posted this Instagram of her baby bump, and dumb ass suburban housewives freaked out. One idiot on Twitter: “Uh @ChrissyTeigen from the looks of that bump, I think u might be expecting twins!! Isn’t it kinda early to be already shown like that?” Another idiot: “damn you got big fast! My bestie is due in Feb and she’s 1/2 your size. Not twins? Probably triplets!”

But in classic Chrissy fashion, she shut down the trolls.

The woman is a fucking supermodel. Of course she’s going to have a noticeable bump, because she had 0 percent body fat before. And she’s rumored to be at least three months along.

But “get out of my uterus” has to be the best thing we’ve heard in weeks.


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