Chrissy Teigen’s Fattening Cookbook Came Out Today

If there was every a time to learn how to cook, it’s right fucking now. Chrissy Teigen’s cookbook just hit the shelves, and it’s time to eat.

Betches obviously love Chrissy Teigen, even if her ability to eat whatever she wants and still maintain a supermodel figure is beyond infuriating. Her cookbook’s cover says “Cravings” will provide “recipes for all the food you want to eat.” And yes, every single recipe looks amazing.

It may appear, however, that Chrissy is trying to sabotage our own beach body plans because most recipes call for a stick of butter with a side of indigestion. Is butter a carb?

The cookbook features everything from a burger and onion rings, to French toast casserole with salted frosted flakes. And yellow cake baked oatmeal for breakfast? Yes, please.

Chrissy Teigen is drawing the fine line between ultimate lack of self-constraint and orgasmic food bliss. Whatever, I’m getting cheese fries.

To pre-order The Betches’ second book, click here>> It won’t teach you how to cook but it will teach you how to find love and shit like that. 


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