Chris Hemsworth is obviously super hot, but we’ve always suspected that he might not be the sharpest tool in the shed. He recently talked about visiting a prison to do research for a new movie, and he says he assumed that none of the prisoners would know who he was. Like, sorry Chris, but I don’t think there are that many buff guys with blonde ponytails being escorted through prisons.
Long story short, people obviously knew who he was, and it didn’t take long for him to get some offers. Someone said “Yo Thor’s here! Where’s your hammer, man? Come spend some time in my cell, baby!”
We would literally sell our souls to the devil for a video of this, but it’s pretty funny anyway. The hammer joke is actually pretty good for someone who’s locked in a prison cell, and the mental image of Chris Hemsworth becoming someone’s prison bitch is better than all the Avengers movies in the world.
This story really just makes us miss the good old days, when Tyra pretended to be a prisoner for her talk show. But in the dark days since The Tyra Show have ended, we’ll take whatever celebs in prison we can get.