Chris Harrison Wants Us To Believe Luke Pell Could Be The Bachelor One Day

Even if you don’t watch The Bachelor (which is very weird of you btw), you know #BachelorNation is pissed that Nick Viall is the next Bachelor. Say Bachelor again. For one, he’s a creepy dude in general. Two, he dumped the girl whose name I forgot from Bachelor in Paradise the second he got the opportunity to be head bach. Shady bastard. And last, nice guy Luke Pell had his bags packed and ready to go for the chance to make out with a bunch of desperate 20-somethings and prematurely propose to one of them when ABC called and was like “lol never mind.” So yah, all that added up means we love Luke and hate Nick. Obvi.

Well now, Chris Harrison is trying to save face and tell us all that maybe Luke will end up being the Bachelor in like, a year. Come on, Chris. I thought you were better than that.

In an interview with E!, Harrison pretty much told us all to chill TF out because there’s always Paradise or he could possibly even be The Bachelor at some point. I mean, give me a break. If y’all thought Nick “Slut Shamer” Viall was a better choice than Luke this season, there’s no way in hell he’ll ever be the #1 guy. And I get it. Luke totally deserves love and all that jazz, but he’s a bit of a snooze. And I hate boring television. Nick will at least keep things somewhat interesting. But just fucking own your decision and stop jerking our heart strings, making us think Luke has a shot. One day. In the distant future. Maybe.



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