Get ready to fucking weep for your middle school self, because Chad Michael Murray just got married and his wife is already pregnant. Idgaf if he's been relevant in the last five years, all I know is that One Tree Hill affected all of our lives in a spiritual way, and that will never change. He and his rando wife only got together like a year ago, which is totally too fast to make serious life decisions. It's, like, whatever, I'm just going to watch Freaky Friday and drink an entire bottle of wine. RIP to his short lived first marriage to Brooke Davis.