Basically Every Celeb Got Knocked Up, While You’re Still Single

All the hottest supermodels got knocked up recently, and they still look skinnier than you. These famous models are rocking their new baby bumps just like I rock my food baby after a trip to Chipotle. I think it’s kicking right now! Shit, nope, I need to find the nearest porta potty pronto.

Anyway, check out these babes with babies on the way:

Bar Rafaeli

Behati Prinsloo

Candace Swanepoel

So what happens when half the Victoria’s Secret Angels get preggers? Is PINK going to have to release a new maternity line for the models to be photographed in or something? Honestly, they would probably just photoshop that baby right out of there just like they do with any sliver of fat. 

It’s not just VS Supermodels getting pregnant, though. Hot celebrities like Blake Lively, Eva Mendes, and Chelsea Clinton were apparently feeling the love lately, too. For now, it’s just going to be me and my baby Chipotle—third trimester, bought all the books, hired a midwife, father isn’t involved—but one day I’m gonna need to figure out how these lucky ladies are locking down hot men and pumping out some cute babies. 


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