ICYMI, a couple weeks ago a militia of ranchers took over a federal building in Oregon as a way to protest a court case. The whole thing seems like an ultimatum a 28-year-old girl gives her boyfriend, but at least now Oregon is known for something other than Twilight. So these guys posted a list of items that they needed to survive, and people have been sending them food and dildos.
I sent a 55-gallon drum of personal lubricant to the Oregon Militia pic.twitter.com/qIKp8Ucl2K
— Max Temkin (@MaxTemkin) January 14, 2016
Well, the guy who co-created Cards Against Humanity sent them 55 gallons of lube, which is the most passive aggressive way of telling someone to go fuck themselves. He spent $1,175 on that lube, but the enjoyment it brought the Internet was priceless. Maybe the militia can spend all of their free time playing Cards Against Humanity.