The Guy Who Created Cards Against Humanity Just Burned the Oregon Militia

ICYMI, a couple weeks ago a militia of ranchers took over a federal building in Oregon as a way to protest a court case. The whole thing seems like an ultimatum a 28-year-old girl gives her boyfriend, but at least now Oregon is known for something other than Twilight. So these guys posted a list of items that they needed to survive, and people have been sending them food and dildos.

 

Well, the guy who co-created Cards Against Humanity sent them 55 gallons of lube, which is the most passive aggressive way of telling someone to go fuck themselves. He spent $1,175 on that lube, but the enjoyment it brought the Internet was priceless. Maybe the militia can spend all of their free time playing Cards Against Humanity.

 

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