Last week, the internet was going wild because Calvin Harris was dropping a new song, and everyone immediately assumed it was all about his breakup with Taylor Swift. Calm the fuck down, you’re all wrong.
First of all, it’s not even a Calvin Harris song technically. The song is called “Olé,” and while it was produced by Calvin, it’s John Newman’s song (who?). Calvin isn’t even featured or anything. It’d be pretty lame to write a breakup song and then make someone else sing it.
Most importantly, the song was apparently written and recorded months ago. Unless someone figured out how to time travel and we missed it, there’s literally no way this song could be about Taylor Swift. Also, this might just be us, but the song kind of sucks?