Man Named Bud Weisser Arrested For Breaking Into a Budweiser Factory

So, twenty-years ago two parents decided to fuck with their newborn son and named him Bud Weisser. Like that is some Kim and Kanye level shit. Not only is he named after an over-priced glorified pee water, but his first name is Bud, not Buddy. So Bud Weisser tried to break into a Budweiser factory — suh meta. This sounds like Bro Bible fan fiction.

To make it even worse, this happened in Missouri, so it was probably the most exciting thing to happen there since the state fair. Obvi, Bud was arrested for trespassing and resisting arrest. The only way this could get any better is if he was drunk off of Budweiser while breaking in. 


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