Britney Spears Just Wants a Well-Endowed Man

Britney Spears has dated a lot of men over the years, and it always seems to go wrong for one reason or another. She’s dated some hot guys and some real dad-types, but at her show in Vegas this week, she finally explained what she really wants in a man: “I think it’s time to find a hot nerd, like, a really hot guy with a really big penis.” YAS BRITNEY. The best parts of her Vegas shows are when she just says random shit between songs, and this time marks a sharp reversal from last fall, when she said that men can “suck her fucking toe.” Whatever Britney’s looking for in a man, she looks better than ever so the guys should fall in line.



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