Brangelina’s Kids Are Like, Old Now

Remember the late 2000s, when Flo Rida had just become a thing, the Harry Potter movies weren’t over, and Brad and Angelina had half a dozen kids under the age of 8? Good times, good times. Well, Angelina brought the whole troupe of Jolie-Pitt children to the premiere of Kung Fu Panda 3 (ugh), and they’re not all so little anymore.

The three adopted kids (Maddox, Pax, and Zahara) are 14, 12, and 11. This is crazy because it seems like yesterday that Angie and Madonna were basically in competition over who had the cooler adopted baby. Angie probably won. Shiloh is 9, and the twins are 7, which is an amazing age because you literally don’t have to do anything. We hope these kids are enjoying their fantasy childhoods, because the real world fucking sucks

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