In case you missed it, our new book I Had A Nice Time and Other Lies: How To Find Love and Shit Like That, is coming out in SIX DAYS! This book will be your new dating bible, with advice on everything from what direction to swipe on your favorite dating app to what your engagement ring says about you. Put away the Ben & Jerry’s froyo (just because it’s low fat doesn’t mean it’s okay to eat the whole thing) and start dating like a winner.
And because we’re in such a good mood from the excitement over this book, we want to give you presents to celebrate. This week’s prize is.. A FREE NAPA GETAWAY AND A NEW LINGERIE WARDROBE (casually the best bras ever btw).
This is too amazing. How does it work?
Extremely easy. Follow these steps (and don’t screw it up or there’s no chance you’ll win).
1. PREORDER OUR BOOK.
Click HERE to go to the preorder page, click on one of the many links to preorder. All links/vendors have an equal shot at winning!
2. EMAIL US PROOF OF PURCHASE.
Once you’ve ordered the book, send us an email with a screenshot of your confirmation to our special book email, email@example.com. If you send it to any other email address, you will NOT be entered in the contest! Winner will be chosen at random.
The contest closes for the week on Friday at 12pm PST. When you send your email does not affect your chances of winning, but emails received after that time do NOT qualify.
3. WE WILL PICK ONE WINNER AND LET YOU KNOW YOU WON.
If you are the winner, we will email you and you will have 24 hours to claim your prize. As they say, don’t call us, we’ll call you.
4. CHECK BACK NEXT MONDAY TO SEE WHAT THE NEXT PRIZE IS!
While you wait to possibly claim your prize, you should probably go HERE to order and read our first book, Nice is Just a Place in France: How To Win At Basically Everything. You don’t even have to wait until April 19th and I mean, what good is a sequel without the prequel.