I really don’t know WTF is going on with the Kardashians, but it doesn’t look great. Earlier this week, in a fit of
pettiness rage, Rob Kardashian tweeted out Kylie Jenner’s number. Something having to do with not inviting the mother of his baby to her own baby shower, IDK. Seemed like it was the Kardashian/Chynas vs. the Kardashian/Jenners. But now, everything has changed. Blac Chyna tweeted out Rob Kardashian’s number last night, so it’s safe to say that nobody in this family has any chill or sense of originality.
Following rumors that Chyna and Rob broke up, it doesn’t look good that she’s tweeting out his phone number (does anybody want it, though?). But Chyna explained on Snapchat that she did it for an unexpected reason. E! reports she explained, “To assure your man is not texting no bitches, just tweet his number out. How’s that feel Rob? How ya feel?…Get your number changed, thank you.”
I mean, I guess that is one way to ensure your man isn’t texting bitches, but I’m not sure that’s, ya know, the best way? Because if he has these bitches’ numbers, he can still text them regardless of what his own phone number may be. Maybe that was too much logic?
Chyna then went on to say, “To all these females wanna keep texting his phone ’cause they had his number before, talking about ‘you good? You and Chyna good?’ Naw, we good. We good. We straight. All right.”
Okay but like, this makes no fucking sense. So other women keep texting Rob to inquire about his relationship status, and your reaction is to tweet out Rob’s number? First of all, why not put the thots on blast instead of your baby daddy? Second of all, why not just change his number without tweeting it to the world? You know you can just go into Verizon and get a new number—this isn’t like the Witness Protection Program where you have to prove you’re in imminent danger for them to help you out.
Chyna, Rob, I’m glad you two are sticking together (for now), but I’m incredibly nervous that you are bringing an impressionable human life into this world. May God help us all.