Blue Ivy’s school held a fundraiser this weekend, but instead of baking cupcakes, Beyoncé performed. I’m guessing this makes her Queen of the PTA. Like, imagine the other moms talking shit about how Beyoncé got all the credit for raising money. I would love to see those group texts.
She performed “Crazy in Love,” “XO,” and “I Will Always Love You.” So not “Partition”? Interesting. My mental image of the event, is parents writing checks while she sang “uh oh uh oh uh oh.”
In case you needed another reason to wish Beyoncé was your real mom.