So Bethenny Frankel is now dating Eric Stonestreet aka Cam from Modern Family—betcha didn't know he was straight (the more you know). The two were spotted “out and about together” back in May, and recently went to a Dodgers game together. So the next time your mom tries to get the scoop on who you're dating, just send her two photos of a guy you've been seen out in public with recently and that should do the trick.
In all seriousness, the two really are dating though. Bethenny recently tweeted, “I'm very happy right now. It took me a minute but I'm here. Xo” and later on followed up with this golden nugget of dating advice: “I've recently changed my mind on something: i think if u have a great textual banter, compatibility is likely.” Thank you Bethenny for confirming to housewives what betches have known for years. Maybe now middle-aged ladies will try to learn to sound like normal people via text, and my mom will stop signing off all her texts with “Joan.” I know who you are, mom.
A source told E! Online that Eric IRL is really different from Cam: “He's sharp and funny, but his humor is darker.” Breaking news, people. Actors can act. Really riveting stuff.
Good for Bethenny, though. Glad you're happy, girl. I was going to make some sort of skinny/fat joke but I couldn't think of one, so just accept my congratulations instead.