Here's a shot-out to the nice guys on Santa's list, because apparently they do exist in some small faction of the universe.
Justin James, aka J.J., Watt is one of those guys. The Houston Texans' defensive end is known for dominating pieces of shit quarterbacks with sacks in the NFL. He's also known for being a surprisingly nice guy off the football field. And I thought perfection came in the form of a nice glass of chardonnay, but J.J. has exceeded all of those expectations. He's already rich, but if Santa needs another present to give him during this holiday season, I'm sure one of the betches would volunteer.