As much as we love to be unpredictable, this one was pretty much common sense. With her Snapchat demolition of Taylor Swift, Kim Kardashian earned herself automatic Betch of the Week status, and cemented herself as an early frontrunner for Betch of the Year.
It’s been nearly a decade since Kim burst onto the scene with a sex tape and a reality show, and we’ve watched her grow from a naïve starlet to a bona fide cultural icon. Along with this transformation has come an amazing sense of how, and when, to throw shade at her enemies.
Time and time again, we’ve seen Kim silence the haters through a two-pronged approach: 1) incredible social media usage and 2) laughing all the way to the fucking bank. Remember when she was humiliated by her sex tape? Remember when she got divorced after 72 days? Remember when people gave her shit for having her ass on a magazine cover? None of it matters anymore, because Kim is richer and more powerful than you ever will be.
All of this experience crushing haters culminated in Sunday night’s wild events. Kim has no doubt had these videos for months, but she waited to release them until the exact night that Kanye and Taylor’s feud was addressed on Keeping Up With the Kardashians. Taylor’s sorry ass was helpless, probably because she thought the dust had settled on this argument. People might think this is some psycho shit, but it worked. Kim has a history of breaking the internet, but this time might be the most monumental of all.
If even high and mighty Taylor Swift couldn’t conquer her, then Kim might just be invincible. With her Armenian ass as protection, Kim continues to charge through the bullshit and tell the shady truth for all the world to see. In a world where there’s fucked up shit going on 24/7, Kim has had enough and is taking matters into her own hands. Thank fucking god.