If you managed to avoid the flaming pile of shit that was the second Presidential Debate last night, you truly deserve a fucking medal. Their was obviously some major drama going down, and Donald Trump basically just roamed around the stage scowling for an hour and a half. We love the internet so much, and here’s some of the most hilarious shit about the debate:
Literally how we’re getting through midterms:
Trump writing a term paper:
1. You Know It
2. I know It
3. Everybody Knows It
— Kat Combs (@itskatcombs) October 10, 2016
We also want this:
Can Anderson Cooper follow me around to all of my meetings?
“Please let her talk, she didn’t interrupt you.”
— Lindsay Gibbs (@linzsports) October 10, 2016
This could literally be our future.
— Dave (@RichmondOpus) October 8, 2016
There are just so many things.
Someone please explain to Donald Trump how the Senate works and how the government works and how vaginas work and also Russia
— billy eichner (@billyeichner) October 10, 2016
Yeah this seems like it could end badly.
Relatively horrifying but also amazing.
— HuckabeesGayFriend (@HucksGayBFF) October 10, 2016
Group projects are the fucking worst, but I’ll be damned if Mike Pence is bringing down my grade.
trump&pence are like that group project where u mad that ur partner didn’t do as much work as u but u gotta put on a good front 4 the a
— steph (@stephmetherall) October 10, 2016
Gracias…para…vivar en la casa?
— Leon Sjogren (@Leonsjogren) October 10, 2016
And in that moment, we were all Ken Bone.
— Ken McGraw Jr. (@KenMcGrawJr) October 10, 2016
Staying on message has never been Donald’s strong suit.
KELLYANNE: All you have to do is make people forget about the tape
DONALD: Got it
[into mic] I pledge to imprison my political enemies
— David Malki ! (@malki) October 10, 2016