Well Betches, it looks like Memorial Day Weekend is here once again. I don’t know if I’m depressed about how little I’ve done with my life since the last one or happy to finally get my pasty ass in the sun. Okay, I’m happy… I can’t even look at myself anymore. Bring on the Summer in a Bottle Instas, sand-filled one night stands, and infinity pools full of regrets. The only thing you’re probably stressing about at this point is debuting your summer body (or maybe it’s seasonally confused) but, fear not. I have you covered.
I’m not about to pretend that bathing suit recommendations are a one-size-fits-all thing. Let’s be honest (I’m looking at you Brandy Melville), that shit is just ridiculous. One size/style definitely does not fit all, so I’ve broken it down into body types/agendas to make it easy for you. Don’t thank me, just follow me on Instagram @girlonfifth and check out the blog for more outfit inspo. See you on the beach.
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